If Bill Gates wrote a book on Wicca....


  • The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.

  • Iconology would be a major chapter.

  • A revised editon would be released approximately every 6 months without which your magic would no longer work.

  • Your broom would crash at least once a week.

  • Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.

  • A book of shadows would be called the folder of magic.

  • A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book.

  • Every now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working.

  • If you used the more powerful MagicNT rituals, the above would happen to all circles within a 5-mile radius.

  • At least once a month, you would have to re-install your spells into your folder of magic.

  • You would have to use a Start ritual to exit your circle. (And cake and wine would only be available after a sign from the Goddess saying it was safe to do so).

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