Haiku Error Messages

Imagine if instead of crypic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku.

  • A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

  • The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist

  • Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

  • With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.

  • The Tao that is seen is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner.

  • Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

  • Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down

  • A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

  • Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that

  • Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

  • You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

  • Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

  • Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

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