How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
2 - 1 to change it, 1 not to change it.
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The universe changes the light bulb & the Zen Master gets out of the way!
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How many Discordians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
2 - 1 to hold a ladder and 1 to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored East German machine tools.
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How many Family traditionalists does it take to change
a light bulb?
Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it's
good enough for us!
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How many Family traditionalists does it take to change
a light bulb?
Ask your OWN grandmother!
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How many Starhawk witches does it take to change a
light bulb?
(plaintively) "There are starving villages in
Africa that don't even HAVE light bulbs..."
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How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
6 - 1 to change it, and 5 to sit around
complaining that light bulbs - never burned out before
those damned Christians came along.
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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you want it changed into?
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How many solitary witches does it take to change a
light bulb?
if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers
and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the
obvious