Misc. Pagan Humor

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician?
A: Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is notthere.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veterinarian?
A: Someone who worships the bark of the tree that is not there.

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Religious Oneliners

• Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
• Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
• I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.
• He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. - Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods'
• Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton
• Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
• Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
• Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out it is God who is shaking them.
• To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
• You've given your life to Jesus, I've rented mine to Cthulhu.

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