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The Petsphere 2000 If you have received this unsolicited advertisment by mistake, we apologize! In the interest of sales, we can not in good conscience respect your privacy! READ ON!! ARE YOU TIRED OF LOSING HOUSEHOLD PETS TO NATURAL DISASTERS?!?! DO YOU LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR OF YOUR PET BEING KILLED IN A MASSIVE FLOOD OF NOACHIAN PROPORTIONS!?!? ARE YOU WONDERING WHAT "NOACHIAN" MEANS?!?!? READ ON!!!! $24.95!!! That's all it will cost to ensure that your pet is TOTALLY PROTECTED! Due to a ridiculously incredible advance in pet-safety technology, your small dog or largish cat can now experience COMPLETE SECURITY!! How? WITH THE PETSPHERE3000!!!! The Petsphere3000 is completely unbreakable! The Petsphere3000 is completely watertight! The Petsphere3000 is a hollow plastic ball! Simply place your pet inside Petsphere3000 and close the hatch! The Petsphere3000 does the rest! It creates an impermeable barrier of protection between your beloved animal and the outside world! It keeps the elements out while offering your dog or cat a clear view of its surroundings! Of course you have your concerns! Feces! Urine! Oxygen supply! Urine! Will my pet roll uncontrollably down a steep hill and break its neck?!?! All of these concerns are valid! ORDER NOW!!! PROTECT YOUR PET FOR ONLY $24.95 WITH PETSPHERE3000!!! Please PRINT this form and CIRCLE the size of the Petsphere3000 you want to order. Then MAIL the form along with a check OR money order FOR $24.95 plus $4.95 shipping and HANDLING to:
Petsphere 3000 Size (circle one):
YES! Send me a Petsphere3000 so that my pet can experience COMPLETE PROTECTION!! NO! We do not know what "Noachian" means! ORDER NOW!!!! |