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Audience members would enter the auditorium only to
find their seats had been clawed and covered with fur.
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The antagonist in the show would be a giant vacuum
cleaner.
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Sometimes the cast would perform, but sometimes not -
depending on their mood.
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Performers would leap off the stage and run up the
aisles at the recorded sound of a can opener in the
lobby.
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When certain audience members opened their playbills,
a cast member would attempt to lie down on it.
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In the middle of a performance various cast members
would curl up and go to sleep, even in the middle of a
song.
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For no apparent reason, cast members would randomly
run to the lobby, and then back to the stage at top
speed. They would then continue as if nothing had
happened.
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A special audience member would find a headless bird
in his/her seat after the intermission.
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Snack bar employees would constantly be reprimanding
cast members for walking on the counter.
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Open the stall door and guess who is drinking from the
toilet.
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Part of the performance would include the cast
climbing and shredding the theater curtains.
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The stage would be stained from someone coughing up a
hairball.
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Performers would find sand in the lobby ashtrays and
-- well, we don't have to draw a picture here, do we?
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The show would need to be stopped several times to
allow cast members to bathe themselves.
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Most of the final act would consist of the cast just
staring at the audience.
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The big finale would feature a giant ball of yarn,
feathers on a pole, and stray strands of dental floss.
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Theater patrons waiting outside the stage door after
performances would get their legs rubbed, if they were
lucky.
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Cast members would never cash their paychecks, just
play with them.