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  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

  • I hate everybody, and you're next.

  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

  • Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

  • I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

  • All stressed out and no one to choke.

  • I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

  • How can I miss you if you won't go away?

  • Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

  • I've learned - that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

  • I've learned - that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • If I throw a stick, will you leave?

  • If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...

  • Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

  • Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

  • Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

  • Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

  • And which dwarf are you?

  • Meandering to a different drummer.

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