dog haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sun happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed at
Many dog butts- I celebrate this
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy fiend-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman - come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle

I hate my choke chain
Look world they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss -
maybe catching cats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as I do

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With these Tootsie Rolls

My owners mood is
Romantic-I lie near them.
I fart a big one.

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