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Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute
intervals throughout the day.
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Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they don't realize it.
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Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official
tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and
see what happens.
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Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them
all off and turn the volumes to "10."
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Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift
wrap.
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Put M&M's on layaway.
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Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
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Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full
scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
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Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
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While handling guns in the hunting department,
suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the
anti-depressants are.
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Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible."
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Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like "Pick me! Pick me!!"
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If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink;
explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they
can put a little umbrella in it.