you might be pagan if...

  • When you're sworn in court, you bring your own grimoire.

  • You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying.

  • When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"

  • You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it.

  • You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.

  • You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.

  • You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them.

  • On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.

  • You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one.

  • You commit blasphemy in the plural.

  • Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."

  • When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way.

  • In Religion 100, you're disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.

  • You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference.

  • You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.

  • You talk to trees. They talk back.

  • Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.

  • You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.

  • You're reading this list.

  • You understand what it's talking about.


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