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Relatives, dead for years, visit you suggesting you
get some rest.
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You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
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The Sun is too loud.
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Trees begin chasing you.
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You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
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You wonder if brewing is really necessary for the
consumption of coffee.
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You ask the drive thru attendant if you can get your
order to go.
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You entertain the possibility of an I.V. drip for
espresso.
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You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" and you're the
only one in the room.
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Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
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You and Reality file for divorce.
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It appears that people are speaking to you in binary
code.
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Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
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You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
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Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your
head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
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You have great revelations concerning life, the
Universe, and everything else, but can't quite find the
words for them before the white glow disappears,
leaving you more confused than before.