You know you're too stressed if...

  • Relatives, dead for years, visit you suggesting you get some rest.

  • You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.

  • The Sun is too loud.

  • Trees begin chasing you.

  • You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

  • You wonder if brewing is really necessary for the consumption of coffee.

  • You ask the drive thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

  • You entertain the possibility of an I.V. drip for espresso.

  • You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" and you're the only one in the room.

  • Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

  • You and Reality file for divorce.

  • It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

  • Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

  • You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

  • Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

  • You have great revelations concerning life, the Universe, and everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.


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