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Since my last report, this employee has reached rock
bottom ... and has started to dig.
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His men would follow him anywhere, ... but only out of
morbid curiosity.
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I would not allow this employee to breed.
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Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap.
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He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
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He sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve them.
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This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
idiot.
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This employee should go far ... and the sooner he
starts, the better.
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Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold
it all together.
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A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus.
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He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.
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He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
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He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
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He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
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When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
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A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued
on.
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A prime candidate for natural deselection.
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Donated his brain to science before he was done using
it.
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Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
isn't coming.
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Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out
looking for it.
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If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered
twice a week.
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It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other
sperm to the egg.
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One neuron short of a synapse.
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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge ... he only
gargled.
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Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.