glearhaglkfasd

I'm not sure exactly how this happened. I was emailing Moontiger on a bad day, and I think that was my subject line. This was her reply.

glear- that crud around your eyes when you need more sleep

haglk - to look more than usual like an old woman who lives under a bridge

fasd - short form of "fashioned," i.e., "to be made"

glearhaglkfasd - To glare sleep-shortedly out of a slightly cruddy eye when dressed like someone who lives under a bridge. May involve obscenities muttered at passers-by. Condition can be mitigated, but not cured, by a sufficient quantity of caffeine. The only other treatment is bed rest, preferably in a place where the phone only works if you want to call out for a pizza.

It's a fair cop.

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