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Specifications are for the weak and timid!
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This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium
processors if I am to do battle with this code!
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You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've
read it in the original Klingon.
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Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I
indent your skull!
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What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make
software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a
bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people
in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they
have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN.
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Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does
not coddle the weak.
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I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to
a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
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A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
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By filing this SPUR you have challenged the honor of
my family. Prepare to die!
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You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill
you where you stand!
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Our users will know fear and cower before our
software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the
dogs they are!