definitions

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Saint: A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives.

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.