John Cusack to a woman who just dumped him:
If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me
earlier!
I wanna data a musician.
She's right! I broke up with HER! That's another one I don't have to
worry about!
Books, movies, tv -- these things matter! Call me shallow!
... you pathetic rebound-fuck loser! Get your patchouli ass out of my
store!
I miss the way she smells, the way she tastes. I don't know what it
is -- some mystery of physics. Some people... just smell like home.
I can't go on apologizing my whole life!
I think just the once would do!