2000-2001
Nice shirt. Where'd you get it -- Ed's Big
and Spiky?
old lawyer:
People are going to die.
Angel:
And yet, I just can't seem to care.
Gunn:
... and some pansy-ass British guy?
Wesley:
My ass is not pansy.
Darla:
He's probably off flogging himself in a
church somewhere.
Drucilla:
Ooh, flogging. Ooh, churches.
Angel:
Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to
fight the war.
Gunn, winning at Risk:
3/5 of the world covered with water, and the
rest covered with me!
Wesley:
You just walked away?
Angel:
No I walked to my car. Then I drove away.
Wesley:
We three are all that's standing between you
and real darkness.
Gunn:
Believe it, man.
Angel:
I do. You're all fired.
Angel:
I'm not a eunuch.
Angel season finale 2000
Cordelia:
Nobody gets my humor.
Cordelia:
It's just a prophecy. It's not like it came
from on high or something.
Wesley (with infinite patience):
That's what a prophecy is, Cordelia...
Wesley:
What connects us to life is the simple truth
that we're part of it.
-2000
Spike, mocking Angel:
Oh, no. Working up a load of sexual tension
and prancing away like a magnificent poof is
thanks enough.
Angel:
There are 3 things I don't do. Tan, date, and
sing in public.
Cordelia:
Hi! You having fun?
Angel:
Sure. This is...
Cordelia:
Your idea of hell.
Angel:
Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of
the people. *pause* Uh, I'm having a great
time.
Cordelia: Yeah? Can I get you some
blood or anything?
Angel: I'm good.
Cordelia: Ok.
Angel:
Good morning. Is there coffee?
Cordelia:
They're still in bean form. I thought
I ordered the ground... maybe you could crush
the beans with your vampire strength. Just
mush the bag. (Angel stares at her blankly.)
Mush it!
Angel (putting bag down):
Really fun party last night.
Cordelia:
I'm so glad you came. You know how parties
are. You're always worried that no one's going
to suck the energy up like a giant black hole
of boring despair. But there you were! In the
clinch!
Angel:
He [the demon] is not from our dimension.
Wesley:
He must come to ours via portal.
Cordelia:
Portals? There are portals now? When did they
put in portals? Don't we have enough on our
hands without burning monster fiends coming
here?
Cordelia:
This is not a needle in a haystack! Its a
needle in Kansas!
