Angel Falls
Don't get your bowels in an uproar.
Babylon 5
Inquisitor:
You would die for him? What of your cause?
Delenn:
I fight for life. One life or a thousand, it
is all the same.
Officer:
I suppose the motto now is "trust no
one.
Ivanova:
Nope. Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Other
than that, shoot 'em.
How do you know the chosen ones? No greater
love hath a man that he lay down his life for
his brother. Not ... for millions. Not for
glory, not for fame. For one person. In the
dark, where no one will ever know or see. I
have been in the service of the Vorlons for
centuries, looking for an honest man willing
to die for the wrong reasons. At last my job
is finished. Yours is just beginning. When the
darkness comes, know this. You are the right
people, in the right place, at the right
time.
(the Inquisitor, to
Delenn and Sheridan)
May God stand between you and harm in all the
empty places you must walk.
I cannot create life, but I can breathe on the
dying embers.
It may not work.
But I can hope.
Hope is all you have.
Beavis & Butthead
Butthead:
Go with your anger.
Beavis:
Can I have a hug?
Butthead:
Aaa! Don't touch me, ass-wipe! I'll
wound your inner child. Then I'll kick
your ass.
You withering bags of atrophy!
I have to warn you that this film contains
graphic footage of actual car wrecks. It is
nothing that I haven't seen, but it might
be too much for some of you delicate types. No
one's going to think you are a pantywaist
if you can't take it. So if you can't,
I suggest you get your pathetic, weak-willed
little butt out of here. Now!
Beverly Hills 90210
I'm not dating Lucinda. We're just
sleeping together.
Chicago Hope
He reminded me that such fundamental anger could only come from love, and that deep feelings, no matter how they manifest, are still deep feelings.
intern:
That doesn't change the fact that you are
the most hated surgeon at Chicago Hope, and
the rest of us have to pick up the people you
leave behind.
Jeffrey:
Is that what you're doing with those
nurses?
intern:
If they're coming to me, don't you
have to ask yourself why?
Aaron:
What do you mean?
intern:
I was talking to him.
Aaron:
Talk to me.
intern:
Talk to your wife. Then maybe she
wouldn't need me.
Camille to Jeffrey:
I lost him to another man, and that man is
you. Much of my disgust you deserve - your
behavior is generally repulsive. But my anger
. . . I'm jealous. I wish that he loved me
as much as he loves you, and I'm jealous.
China Beach
I walked that road. I walked to the beach to
forget the dead.
Every time you were numb, safe, someone would
reach in and stop you.
Dawson's Creek
Pacey:
Well, I should probably just start first by
saying that you, Josephine Potter, have just
wrecked me. In the best possible way, you have
absolutely wrecked me. Because you see,
I fell in love with you, knowing that there
was never any possibility of being with you.
Knowing full well that a sizable chunk of your
heart would always be wrapped up in our friend
Dawson. And that much was actually ok with me.
Right up until the point that you chose me.
Cause then you just turned everything on its
head and I got everything I wanted, and from
that day forward, I've been a wreck.
Joey:
Why?
Pacey:
Because now all I can do is wait for the
other shoe to drop.
Dave Barry
No, I do not want your monthly rat control
service. Why do you have to come back every
month anyway? Do you only kill the impotent
and menopausal?
Highlander
[Duncan,] You are a man of terrifying
principle.
L.A. Law
Roxanne, giving Dave's eulogy:
You wanted to be interesting and to be
loved.
Leland to Douglas:
You did something different for you, and you
did it with grace.
Leland:
It's a chapter in a biography, Douglas;
not a whole life.
Do not tell me that I am well. I remember what
was like to be well. And I am not well.
Abby to Jonathan:
I think we both realize that its a lot better
for us to be friends for a long time than
lovers for a short time. OK?
Zoey to Tommy:
I don't mean to need you anymore. But I
can't help it.
Leland, New Year's toast:
May the saddest days of your future be no
worse than the happiest days of your past.
La Femme Nikita
To shed unnecessary blood is a sin.
I have a job, but a job is not a life.
Without the Section, none of us would have a
life. What right do I have to feel cheated?
Mary Tyler More
Sue Anne to Murray:
Bald people are always so jolly!
Maude
You can't argue with women, Walter.
They're more emotional, and therefore
unstable. Take the witches at Salem!
Ned Blessing
The hour will come when all will be paid.
Night Court
Dan to Christine:
You feel sad that you've missed your
opportunity to be with a man whose mere touch
would make you produce sounds only a dog could
hear.
Al, Buddy's friend:
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
Was a lie like all the rest.
The astronauts killed the man in the
moon,
Growing up took care of the rest.
Dan:
I'm going to wear black satin and send
people to jail!
Roz, it breaks my heart that I can't fix
all of your problems. But it fills my heart
that God gave you to me to try.
(something Roz's
mother said once)
O Pioneers
The only reason I had Amaril so late [in life]
was so that I could send a part of myself away
from here.
Picket Fences
Jimmy:
In another couple of years my penis will
serve no purpose whatsoever except to connect
my bladder with the outside world.
Jimmy:
I think it might be safer to keep God out
there, knowing he's there, than be in the
same room with him.
I get it. Happy Valentine's Day. Go kill
yourself.
Howard to Rachel:
Well, you seem like a nice person when
you've got your clothes on.
Carter:
Do you have any idea how it is to be lonely?
If you do, how can you not help me?
Father Barrett:
We're against her because she sets a bad
example. You wouldn't let her parent your
kids. Why let her parent the town?
Howard Buss:
I was an accountant; I can balance the books.
I never did any naked movies, and I have a
good sense of fairness.
Jill to Jimmy:
You punish people with your righteousness.
Maxine to the DA:
You know, I've really enjoyed your
continuing lecture series. But if you continue
to speak to me in a condescending tone, I will
take these 5 fingers, and then I'm going
to fold them up until they make a fist, and
then I'm going to knock you unconscious.
Joseph Wambaugh:
I'm a good Jew, a God-loving man.
You'd rather be hated then pitied.
DA to Maxine:
I know you consider the root of all behavior
to be a broken heart...
Joseph Wambaugh:
I hope I'm not intruding; even though
it's my nature.
DA to Maxine:
I think you're a lonely person, and that
compromises your judgement.
Max to Jill:
The sympathetic assassin, that's what you
are.
Douglas Wambaugh:
Let me cut the pie, Jill. Do you have any
knives, or are they all stuck in Jimmy's
back?
Jimmy to Jill's father:
You have never hid your disappointment; not
from me and not from her.
Douglas Wambaugh:
God works in mysterious ways. I live by this.
JEJ:
I can see that.
Judge Bone:
If you try doing to me what you do to other
judges, you will experience regret. Stick to
the case, we'll get along fine. resort to
manipulative crap, and I will embarass you
badly.
Maxine:
What religon snorts duck feathers?
Ginny:
How would you know? You don't go to
church.
Popular
Visualizing that sad scene, I realized
something I had glossed over in my grief.
April was an irritating person with no value!
Roseanne
Dan
Let's do it on the floor!
Rosanne
Oh, honey, that always sounds more fun than
it is.
Since when does a crowd bother you? We did it
at a Grateful Dead concert?!?
Sabrina
You're sneaky and dishonest!
In a loving, nurturing way!
Sisters
Stinkerbell (Teddy's
name for Frankie)
And [thank you] for teaching us that we can do
no great things, only small things with great
love. Georgie's
prayer
STNG
Worf to Dumas:
It is a good day to die, and the day is not
over yet.
That's my Bush!
Guns don't kill people. Bullets do. Guns
just get them going really really fast.
Tiny Tune Adventures
Take out a loan and buy a clue!
Wiseguy
I sell sex, not affection. [pause]
Affection's free. But no one ever asks.
X Files
Mulder:
Don't you get it? You do the things you do
because you are a homicidal maniac.
Maniac:
That does explain a lot, doesn't it?
Psychic:
Of all the ways to go, the worst has got to
be auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Mulder:
"Why are you telling me this?"
