Behind the Music & VH1
I Love the 80s
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[re: Luke and Laura] Oh yeah! Marry your
rapist! Only on the soaps... and Oz.
Biggie Smalls
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He's... like your daddy. You know how some
women will call their husbands
Daddy? He was like that. his widow
Black Crowes
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Tall - 30's jazz term for being high. - Chris Robinson
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She was convinced he would be a lawyer,
because he could argue the horns off of a
goat. - Chris
Robinson's father about his mother
Lita Ford
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I was born with piss and vinegar running
through my fucking veins.
Go-Gos
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Here was our philosophy. Alcohol was ok.
Cocaine was ok. Heroin was not ok.
Charlotte, you're a bad, bad girl.
Mamas and the Papas
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I had him served, actually, on stage at the
Monteray Pop Festival. -Suzy Valentine, re John
Philips
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We lived on the beach, in tents. We were...
well, for all intents and purposes, we were
dropping acid and snorkeling. -Michelle Philips
John Mellencamp
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If you're going to hit a guy, kill him.
Otherwise, just walk away. - John Mellencamp, quoting his
grandfather
Jim Morrison
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Jim Morrison referred to himself as a
sexual politician. He indulged all of his
desires until his untimely death.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I've made many a statement about sobriety.
The truth is, sobriety fucking
sucks.
Biography & A&E
Alexander the Great
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My boy, you must find a kingdom by enough
for your ambition. Macedonia is too small
for you. - Plutarch,
the words of King Philip to his son,
Alexander the Great
Lauren Bacall
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I tell you, without humor there is no
point. - L.B.
Peter Falk
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Being chased by Columbo is like being
nibbled to death by a duck. - P.F.
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Details are important to me. I'm not a good
dresser. I'm meticulous. I'm relentless.
- P.F.
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My idea of heaven is to get up in the
morning, have a good breakfast, and spend
the rest of the day drawing. - P.F.
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Movie to check out: A Woman Under the
Influence
James Garner
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If this tragedy has one bright spot, its
that its shown the character, dignity, and
strength of the Oklahoma people as they go
about their lives. It makes every
Oklahoman, no matter where they are, proud
to be from Oklahoma. -
J.G.
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I've seen too many people fall apart when
they quit. I want to act right up until the
end. - J.G.
JK Rowling
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It's quite hard to be a disaffected urban
youth in the middle of a muddy field.
Lana Turner
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I'm bold and scheming, and not quite nice.
movie line
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It is never good to be in love with love.
But it feels so good while it lasts. - Janis Page
Investigative Reports
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Dr. Lance Gooberman, addiction specialist.
That's really his name.
Uncut - the True Story of Hair
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And I always said, if I hadn't been a
woman, I'd have been a drag queen. - Dolly Parton
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I've loved some good bald-headed men. I
always say, just because you've lost your
fuzz don't mean you aint a peach. - Dolly Parton
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The heart has nothing to do with hair.
- Governor Jesse
Ventura
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I just love men. I've never met a man I
didn't like. - Dolly
Parton
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Big hair goes with a big butt. It gives you
balance. - Pam
Grier
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The higher the hair, the closer to God, as
we used to say. -
Dolly Parton
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Roger Daltry and Robert Plant did it for
me. They had hair that was almost biblical.
- Joe Elliot
Boomtown
We haven't heard anything about how you feel.
David
Oh, well, I'm a lawyer. We don't have
feelings.
* * *
Either he has friends in high places, or he
has a picture of someone with a goat.
* * *
David
Twenty-eight days of group hugs rotted my
pride, not my brain.
Charmed
Apples don't fall far from the forbidden
tree, it seems...
Piper:
We are blessed as witches, but we are cursed
as women.
Piper
I think my unform half-whitelighter baby
thought fireworks would be *prettier* than
demon guts!
Piper
COLE!
Cole
What? I knocked!
Piper
Doors. People use doors.
CSI
There's legal, and then there's what people
do.
The Daily Show
I don't think I can take four years of this,
frankly.
More than 150 heads of state are attending
the U.N. Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance
to get in touch with prejudices they didn't
even know they had.
Bob Dole re Gore:
When he gives a fireside chat, the fire goes
out.
e.r.
My second wife was a spinster. Married her
when she was 32. But don't you worry. Fiesty
gals like you take a little longer.
Everybody Loves Raymond
I keep forgetting what a freak show this
family is until someone new comes in and looks
at us like that.
* * *
Robert
Most people find another half. And I just
have to wake up and accept that maybe, for me,
there is no other half.
Friends
Joey
I don't have any past life memories.
Phoebe pats him on the head
Of course not! You're new!
Ross
You should think of my art... as wordless
sound poems.
* * *
Rachel
Oh I can't believe I let him touch me with
those fingers.
* * *
Chandler
You're getting me confused! I'm starting to
yearn!
* * *
Joey
Did you sleep with her?
Chandler
No! No! No, we just kissed!
Joey
You kissed her? That's even worse!
Chandler
How is that worse?
Joey
Who cares? It's the same!
* * *
Rachel
She thinks I'm jealous of her? Who does she
think she is, Princess Caroline?
Monica
You're jealous of Princess Caroline?
Rachel, looking highly aggrieved
Do I have my own castle?
* * *
Rachel
Well, thank you for taking your tongue out of
my sister's mouth long enough to tell me that.
* * *
Rachel (alt. universe)
Ross. You're a man. Let me ask you something.
Do wedding vows mean squat to you
people?
Gilmore Girls
Lorelei
I am going to go insane, and if you don't
help me, I am going to take you with me.
Misc.
Free will is a gift. And love is a choice.
* * *
Daddy's a doctor.
No, honey. Daddy's a chiropractor. That's a
masseuse without the hot oil.
* * *
Princess High, from the Land of Mighty.
NYPD Blue
Asshole: (who's been harassing John
for being gay)
See you, gorgeous.
John: (not even looking up from his
work)
Keep thinking you're straight!
Andy:
Deducing foul play from just blood and hair
and brain matter - I think you're in the wrong
line of work!
Andy:
Regret for the past is a waste of spirit.
One Tree Hill
Debra
Pack a bag and get out. Or I swear to God, I
will stab you in your sleep.
Oz
I'm a political prisoner, imprisoned by an
unjust system.
No, you're just a punk with bad aim.
Reverend Clutieh:
That [indicating the crucifix] is not Christ.
That is showbiz on a stick.
A reminder that someone once made your heart
beat faster. That's the kind of scar you can
live with, proudly, all the days of your life.
Keller to Beecher:
Oh, are we speaking? I thought we were
fucking with each other.
Keller to Beecher:
Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born
that way.
Kareem Said, praying for Hamid
Khan:
Oh, Allah, forgive him and have mercy upon
him. Grant him peace, and pardon.
The Practice
friend
This is where you work?
Alan Shore
I know. It's small and depressing, but at
least it's dark and dank. :pause: Don't tell
anyone.
Tara to Alan Shore
You know, you'd really be something, if talk amounted to action.
Alan Shore
This is where I need you to take a breath and consider that you are in the wake of an emotional trauma. Much of your present pain may eventually subside. You and she may even be friends some day, if you decide that you want that.
friend
I won't.
Alan Shore
If you can make room for the slightest possibility that you might, you need to think twice about using this tactic.
friend
She destroyed me, and she did so with malice.
Rebecca's client to her husband:
I dream of a meat hook running up your
rectum. That's the only way I can sleep
peaceful.
Lindsey:
When I look at this firm through his eyes...
well, sleazy isn't the best word...
Bobby, wryly:
It's the one that comes to mind.
Helen:
Bobby, will you shut up? I may not get
another chance to interfere!
A mind is like a wound. If its too open, it
becomes infected.
Your whole life is in front of you. Don't
lose 50 years because you feel like sulking.
Richard Bey:
People insult me even when I'm nice.
Witchblade
Dress down.
Casual or skanky?
Surprise me.
